Veteran of four wars, four enlistments, four branches: Air Force, Army, Army Reserve, Army National Guard. I am both an AF (Air Force) veteran and as Veteran AF (As Fuck)
Showing posts with label Ironman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ironman. Show all posts
Saturday, August 24, 2019
Ironman 5th Anniversary
Today is five years since the longest exercise day in my life. On August 24, 2014, my wife and I started the Ironman event in Louisville, Kentucky at 7:20 a.m. We jumped off a pier in a boat channel together, and I did not see her again until I finished at 11:54 p.m., an hour after she finished.
The 2,600 entrants ran off three piers and started swimming. It took 40 minutes to get everyone in the water. We were in about 1,300th place when we jumped off the pier together at the start of the 2.4-mile swim in the Ohio River. At the end of her swim, Annalisa was in 1,000th place having passed 300 swimmers in the water. I finished in 2,595th place with a lifeguard kayak next to me. I lost 1,295 places in the water.
When I started the 112-mile bike I was so far back I saw only three cyclists in the first 20 miles. Eventually I passed a thousand more racers on the bike, but a couple of hundred of them passed me during the marathon that ends the event and I finished nearly last among the 1,800 who finished the full 104.6-mile distance.
At 11:54 pm, I crossed the finish line. I slowly walked and wobbled to the car. Annalisa and I drove to the hotel. We had leftover pasta from dinner the night before. Annalisa ate hers cold. I put mine in the microwave. I started to eat the pasta, but the effort of lifting the fork was too much. I went to bed.
The next day we got up and drove back to Pennsylvania.
It turns out that Ironman event was the last running race I will ever do. Five months ago I had my left knee replaced. The surgeon said if I run it will be damaged, maybe need repair. No more running.
Annalisa leads a running group and could swim an Ironman distance tomorrow. She would have to train for the bike. So she could do another Ironman. The whole thing was her idea. And we finished a year ahead of the initial plan.
Also, no more Tough Mudder competitions. This post has reports of my Tough Mudder and Ironman events.
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
Year End Wrap Up: Exercise Turns Civilian, Reading Tops Riding
For the first time since I started riding a bicycle again in 1987, the total number of book pages I read exceeded the number of miles I rode.
This year I rode more than 8,000 miles, probably 8,300 by December 31, but I have read more than 10,000 pages in more than 50 books.
Also, because I had trouble with my shoulder, I stopped doing pushups. Every year since I re-enlisted I did more than 6,000 pushups, nearly 15,000 in 2011, but this year, less than 300.
And I pretty much gave up running after the Ironman triathlon. I also stopped swimming in September when I took four college classes. But in the weirdest stat for the year, I swam more miles than I ran: 87 miles swimming, 74 running.
The most troubling, beautiful, sad book I read this year was "Life and Fate" by Vasily Grossman. It is the 20th Century version of "War and Peace" centering on Stalingrad.
Eleven of the 52 books I read this year were written by Russian authors, but all were in English. I am continuing to study Russian language, but not at the point where I can read Russian. I can still read French well enough that one of the books I re-read this year was an abridged "Three Musketeers."
Next semester I will be taking Russian language and 19th Century Russian Literature, so I will continue to have Russian in my mind. If I leave the Army in May, I will definitely be riding more. My plan will be to ride 10,000 miles in 2016 to get ready for racing in the 65+ category in 2018. It's great to be the youngest in an age group!
Monday, August 24, 2015
Today Marks My IRONMAN Annivarsary
One Year Ago, One Tired Dude
One year ago today I was in the middle of the most tiring day of my life, the 2014 Kentucky Ironman. As I write this it is 9 a.m. By this time I was swimming down river after struggling up stream for an hour. It would be almost 10 a.m. before I climbed out of the water. That moment leaving the water at about 9:45 a.m. was the best moment of the whole event. I had finished the 2.4-mile swim--by far my worst event--and I had not been pulled from the course. At that point, I knew I would finish.
Yesterday I was finishing my ride and ran into a friend I did a Tough Mudder with in 2013. Both events left me exhausted, but the Ironman was definitely the bigger physical challenge. My wife wrote very well today about how finishing an Ironman changed us. Now some friends are thinking about doing an Ironman, so we might do it with them.
If we decide to do another Ironman, my pre-race training will be focused on swim interval training. I need to be faster in the water. I am planning to swim and ride today. Maybe I'll run. But I am sure I will feel much better at 11:54 p.m. than I did one year ago today.
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
What's Next Neil??
I could give several answers to the question:
- Since I am out of the Army next spring, I can actually race again without Army training eating up all the weekends at the peak of the race season in May and June.
- Jim Dao and Ethan Demme both want to do Half Ironman events next year. I could be interested in that.
- Next month is the 28-mile March for the Fallen--in uniform with a 35-pound Rucksack.
But here's the definite answer:
- Shoulder surgery, probably in January 2015.
- Dental implant next month.
- Tomorrow I will find out if I am getting a root canal or another dental implant.
- Three crowns.
All of the above are things I put off because I did not want to interrupt Ironman training.
So the answer to "What's next Neil?" is getting various parts of my body repaired from Ironman training, previous crashes and the wear and tear of living more than 23,000 days.
Another dimension of "What's next?" is what I am doing now that I work two days a week and go to Philadelphia just once a week. Ten years ago when I worked as a consultant, I took a course at F&M College each semester: French, five courses in Ancient Greek, two each in Organic Chemistry and Physics.
This semester I signed up for Russian 101. Hearing that I did this, one of my running buddies (who is multi-lingual) said, "Language is not like the Ironman. There is always more to learn. There is no finish line."
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 3
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 2
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Ironman Friendship
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 3
Six Minutes to Midnight I crossed the finish line. Many times after bicycle races I felt good enough that I thought: 'I didn't try hard enough.' That thought NEVER crossed my mind as I limped and to the car after the Ironman. I looked for a fork sticking out of me, because I was DONE!
I wrote in previous post that time I spent training for the Ironman exceeded anything I did for the Tough Mudder. In fact my second Tough Mudder was easier because of the Ironman training.
Now that I have actually finished the Ironman, the contrast between the two events is much sharper.
After I crossed the finish line, a smiling woman grabbed my arm and steered me toward my finisher's medal and asked me if I need anything. She was looking at an old guy she was worried would collapse. She guided me to the end of the finishing chute. I told her I could walk to the car a half-mile away. She let me go. It took nearly a half hour for me to walk, limp, shuffle, stop, lean on walls and railings and finally get my very sore self back to the car. I was as completely exhausted as I have ever been.
After the last Tough Mudder I jumped on a single-speed bike and rode 18 miles including several mile-long hills back to my car. I was bruised, cut, and smelled like a barnyard, but the next day, I was fine.
Although I shared 16 miles of the marathon with a great guy I met on the Ironman course, hanging with friends is not the point of the Ironman. I only did the second Tough Mudder because I had a friend who would do it with me. If I ever do another Tough Mudder it will be with a group from my Army unit or my Church or some other group of people I would like to share a tough experience with.
If you are thinking "Which should I do?" my advice would be form a team and do a Tough Mudder. But if you want to see how much you can suffer in one day, train for the Ironman. You will feel awesome when you finish--but not so good the next morning.
Tough Mudder and Ironman Posts:
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 2
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Friendship
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Now that I have actually finished the Ironman, the contrast between the two events is much sharper.
After I crossed the finish line, a smiling woman grabbed my arm and steered me toward my finisher's medal and asked me if I need anything. She was looking at an old guy she was worried would collapse. She guided me to the end of the finishing chute. I told her I could walk to the car a half-mile away. She let me go. It took nearly a half hour for me to walk, limp, shuffle, stop, lean on walls and railings and finally get my very sore self back to the car. I was as completely exhausted as I have ever been.
After the last Tough Mudder I jumped on a single-speed bike and rode 18 miles including several mile-long hills back to my car. I was bruised, cut, and smelled like a barnyard, but the next day, I was fine.
Although I shared 16 miles of the marathon with a great guy I met on the Ironman course, hanging with friends is not the point of the Ironman. I only did the second Tough Mudder because I had a friend who would do it with me. If I ever do another Tough Mudder it will be with a group from my Army unit or my Church or some other group of people I would like to share a tough experience with.
If you are thinking "Which should I do?" my advice would be form a team and do a Tough Mudder. But if you want to see how much you can suffer in one day, train for the Ironman. You will feel awesome when you finish--but not so good the next morning.
Tough Mudder and Ironman Posts:
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 2
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Friendship
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Monday, September 1, 2014
NOT a Bucket List!
I understand. You could get the idea I am acting on a Bucket List. Somewhere in my iPhone is a list of life ambitions that I methodically check off.
Ironman--Check
Iraq--Check
Ride around Beijing--Check
Alpe d'Huez--Check
But it is not true. Like my ADD sons, then next thing I do is guided by the last idea to enter my head.
Sorry if you gave me more credit than that. Wait!! Squirrel!!! I'll be back.
Really, let's start with the Ironman. Surely, a life ambition. . .surely NOT.
My wife's main running buddy Terilyn reminded me a few nights ago of a conversation we had after a half marathon we ran in 2010 with a half dozen members of our Church. After the race Terilyn asked me if I was going to do a triathlon. "No way," I answered in a millisecond. "I never learned to swim. I have no interest in triathlons."
So how did I end up spending 16 hours and 34 minutes in Louisville swimming, biking and running 140.6 miles? In November 2012 the pastor of our Church preached a sermon comparing the Ironman triathlon to the Christian life. I was playing Army at the time. My wife decided after the sermon she was going to do an Ironman. She told me so that night. I knew she meant it. She made the same kind of calm announcement when she decided to donate a kidney to a stranger. I knew she would do it. Projected date 2015. She needed time to train for the bike.
She HATES the bike. But she bought a bike in January of 2013. She named it SPDM (Sudden Painful Death Machine) and started to ride.
OK then. I told her I would do it too. Which meant I would have to learn to swim at 59 years old. I never learned and I could not swim at all. Not close to one length of the pool. I got lessons. I learned.
Life plan? Bucket list? Nope. Squirrel ran past. I chased it.
Did I always want to re-enlist in the Army and just happen to choose 2007? Nope. In 2006 I read August 1914 by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. The hero of the novel is an old (mid 40s) soldier who re-enlists for World War 1. He loved it, even as the Russian armies were badly beaten by the Germans. Around the time I read the novel, Congress raised the enlistment age by seven years. I could get back in. So I tried. I got in.
At the end of the 90s and the beginning of this century I made more than 35 trips overseas to five continents in four years. I have ridden in almost 30 countries. Bucket list?
I did not even have a passport in 1998 when I got the job that would send me overseas almost every month. I never had a passport. The only time I went overseas before that was with the Army.
Suddenly I was Mr. Bike--Around-the-World. No plan. I just decided to take my bike on these trips. No one else at my company did. The opportunity was there. I took it.
My next big activity will be marching 28 miles with a 40-pound pack. Why am I doing this? Well, I was planning to do the march without the pack, but then I thought, 'I am getting out of the Army in May of 2015, might as well see if I can carry the pack for 28 miles.'
So no, there is not a Bucket List. I don't have a big or small list of things I want to do. But if someone asks me to do something I have never done before and it sounds good at the time, I might do it.
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 3
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 2
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Ironman Friendship
Ironman--Check
Iraq--Check
Ride around Beijing--Check
Alpe d'Huez--Check
But it is not true. Like my ADD sons, then next thing I do is guided by the last idea to enter my head.
Sorry if you gave me more credit than that. Wait!! Squirrel!!! I'll be back.
Really, let's start with the Ironman. Surely, a life ambition. . .surely NOT.
My wife's main running buddy Terilyn reminded me a few nights ago of a conversation we had after a half marathon we ran in 2010 with a half dozen members of our Church. After the race Terilyn asked me if I was going to do a triathlon. "No way," I answered in a millisecond. "I never learned to swim. I have no interest in triathlons."
So how did I end up spending 16 hours and 34 minutes in Louisville swimming, biking and running 140.6 miles? In November 2012 the pastor of our Church preached a sermon comparing the Ironman triathlon to the Christian life. I was playing Army at the time. My wife decided after the sermon she was going to do an Ironman. She told me so that night. I knew she meant it. She made the same kind of calm announcement when she decided to donate a kidney to a stranger. I knew she would do it. Projected date 2015. She needed time to train for the bike.
She HATES the bike. But she bought a bike in January of 2013. She named it SPDM (Sudden Painful Death Machine) and started to ride.
OK then. I told her I would do it too. Which meant I would have to learn to swim at 59 years old. I never learned and I could not swim at all. Not close to one length of the pool. I got lessons. I learned.
Life plan? Bucket list? Nope. Squirrel ran past. I chased it.
Did I always want to re-enlist in the Army and just happen to choose 2007? Nope. In 2006 I read August 1914 by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. The hero of the novel is an old (mid 40s) soldier who re-enlists for World War 1. He loved it, even as the Russian armies were badly beaten by the Germans. Around the time I read the novel, Congress raised the enlistment age by seven years. I could get back in. So I tried. I got in.
At the end of the 90s and the beginning of this century I made more than 35 trips overseas to five continents in four years. I have ridden in almost 30 countries. Bucket list?
I did not even have a passport in 1998 when I got the job that would send me overseas almost every month. I never had a passport. The only time I went overseas before that was with the Army.
Suddenly I was Mr. Bike--Around-the-World. No plan. I just decided to take my bike on these trips. No one else at my company did. The opportunity was there. I took it.
My next big activity will be marching 28 miles with a 40-pound pack. Why am I doing this? Well, I was planning to do the march without the pack, but then I thought, 'I am getting out of the Army in May of 2015, might as well see if I can carry the pack for 28 miles.'
So no, there is not a Bucket List. I don't have a big or small list of things I want to do. But if someone asks me to do something I have never done before and it sounds good at the time, I might do it.
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 3
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 2
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Ironman Friendship
Friday, August 29, 2014
Beginning a Friendship at the End of the Ironman Triathlon
My story of finishing the Ironman Triathlon in Louisville, Kentucky, on Sunday, August 24, will begin with the end--or near the end. At mile three of the marathon that ends every Ironman, I jogged past a guy who saw my tattoo and said, "I was in first armored." So I slowed to a walk and started talking to Chief Warrant Officer 4 Mike Woodard, a Blackhawk helicopter pilot in the Kentucky Army Reserve.
Mike has done the Louisville Ironman for several years. He was convinced we could run-walk to a finish just before midnight, so we started walking and running together--and stayed together until mile 19. During the 16 miles we walked and ran together we got a lot of encouragement. When people on the side of the road would say, "Looking good!" I would tell them that Mike and I were 115 years of good looking. I yelled this to one group of women wearing matching t-shirts supporting another competitor at mile 5. We passed by them on mile 9 and one of them said, "Here comes that 115 years of good looks."
We agreed that at 10:30 p.m. if we were not at mile 22, we would run till we made it or cracked. At 10:30 we were at mile 19 and started running. Mike took a break a mile later. I kept running and finished six minutes before midnight. Mike finished just before midnight.
Before the last mile I was thinking of waiting for Mike at the line, but the final effort to get to the line was so painful, I lost track of everything except getting back to my car.
That half-mile walk from the finish line to my car took more than 20 painful minutes. When Annalisa and I got back to the hotel room, I told myself I should eat before going to bed. I microwaved some leftover spaghetti. I tried to eat it, but the effort of lifting my fork was too much. I went to sleep.
It turns out Mike is a writer in addition to being a pilot and an Ironman. Here is something he wrote about flying MEDEVAC in Afghanistan. Mike also flew through the base where I was stationed in Iraq, although a few years before I was there.
The night before the Ironman, we went to dinner with Pam Bleuel, a friend from Iraq who lives in Kentucky. My next trip to Kentucky, I will be visiting Pam and Mike.
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 3
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 2
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Mike has done the Louisville Ironman for several years. He was convinced we could run-walk to a finish just before midnight, so we started walking and running together--and stayed together until mile 19. During the 16 miles we walked and ran together we got a lot of encouragement. When people on the side of the road would say, "Looking good!" I would tell them that Mike and I were 115 years of good looking. I yelled this to one group of women wearing matching t-shirts supporting another competitor at mile 5. We passed by them on mile 9 and one of them said, "Here comes that 115 years of good looks."
We agreed that at 10:30 p.m. if we were not at mile 22, we would run till we made it or cracked. At 10:30 we were at mile 19 and started running. Mike took a break a mile later. I kept running and finished six minutes before midnight. Mike finished just before midnight.
Before the last mile I was thinking of waiting for Mike at the line, but the final effort to get to the line was so painful, I lost track of everything except getting back to my car.
That half-mile walk from the finish line to my car took more than 20 painful minutes. When Annalisa and I got back to the hotel room, I told myself I should eat before going to bed. I microwaved some leftover spaghetti. I tried to eat it, but the effort of lifting my fork was too much. I went to sleep.
It turns out Mike is a writer in addition to being a pilot and an Ironman. Here is something he wrote about flying MEDEVAC in Afghanistan. Mike also flew through the base where I was stationed in Iraq, although a few years before I was there.
The night before the Ironman, we went to dinner with Pam Bleuel, a friend from Iraq who lives in Kentucky. My next trip to Kentucky, I will be visiting Pam and Mike.
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 3
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 2
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Monday, June 2, 2014
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 2
Both times I did the Tough Mudder, this was the obstacle that showed me Tough Mudder is a team sport. At each event I ran as hard as I could toward this curved wall three times. Twice I slid back down. The third time I reached up. Two strong men at the top of the wall dragged me over the top. Strong guys hang out on the top of the wall and pull the rest of us up. If Tough Mudder was a pure solo event, this obstacle would be a fail for me--unless I brought a ladder. All through both Tough Mudders people were helping and encouraging me. I helped them when I could. If I ever do another, I will get together a group of three or more. Tough Mudder is a dirt-covered party.
On the other hand, with 74 days left until the Kentucky Ironman, I am withdrawing more and more into the solo world of Ironman training. This past Thursday I swam 3000 yards, rode 80 miles in rain and a headwind to Philadelphia then took the train home. On Friday, I was going to ride with my friends, but then I took a train to Philadelphia and rode back to Lancaster, another 80 miles. There was no rain, but the wind reversed and was stronger than the day before.
To be ready for the Ironman, I have all but stopped bicycle racing and mostly ride alone. Even though my wife and I are training for the same event, we might as well be training for two different events. She is much faster than I am in the water and is running about 100 miles a month. I am not running now because of knee trouble and plan to cram the run training into the last five weeks. We can't run together.
On the bike our training speeds and riding styles are so different we only occasionally ride together. I plan on surviving the swim and run and making as much time as possible on the bike. My wife will crush the swim, post a good time on the run and survive the bike. In the 17 hours of the event, we will be together when I pass her on the bike and when she passes me on the run.
The current issue of Christianity Today includes a feature article on a guy who did the Tough Mudder as part of self-administered therapy for a mid-life crisis (I would include the link but it is subscribers only). The author was right to pick a Tough Mudder instead of an Ironman. At the Tough Mudder, you suffer together and laugh about it. The Ironman means more and more time alone until the event wrings everything out of each participant. A very tough friend and I rode to and from the Tough Mudder together on single-speed bikes--35 miles total. If you can run a half marathon and do 50 pushups you can finish a Tough Mudder. The Ironman is the toughest thing I have ever done that I planned to do. Recovering from a broken neck was tougher, but I did not plan that.
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 3
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Ironman Friendship
On the other hand, with 74 days left until the Kentucky Ironman, I am withdrawing more and more into the solo world of Ironman training. This past Thursday I swam 3000 yards, rode 80 miles in rain and a headwind to Philadelphia then took the train home. On Friday, I was going to ride with my friends, but then I took a train to Philadelphia and rode back to Lancaster, another 80 miles. There was no rain, but the wind reversed and was stronger than the day before.
To be ready for the Ironman, I have all but stopped bicycle racing and mostly ride alone. Even though my wife and I are training for the same event, we might as well be training for two different events. She is much faster than I am in the water and is running about 100 miles a month. I am not running now because of knee trouble and plan to cram the run training into the last five weeks. We can't run together.
On the bike our training speeds and riding styles are so different we only occasionally ride together. I plan on surviving the swim and run and making as much time as possible on the bike. My wife will crush the swim, post a good time on the run and survive the bike. In the 17 hours of the event, we will be together when I pass her on the bike and when she passes me on the run.
The current issue of Christianity Today includes a feature article on a guy who did the Tough Mudder as part of self-administered therapy for a mid-life crisis (I would include the link but it is subscribers only). The author was right to pick a Tough Mudder instead of an Ironman. At the Tough Mudder, you suffer together and laugh about it. The Ironman means more and more time alone until the event wrings everything out of each participant. A very tough friend and I rode to and from the Tough Mudder together on single-speed bikes--35 miles total. If you can run a half marathon and do 50 pushups you can finish a Tough Mudder. The Ironman is the toughest thing I have ever done that I planned to do. Recovering from a broken neck was tougher, but I did not plan that.
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 3
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Ironman Friendship
Monday, March 24, 2014
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman Triathlon
Three weeks ago, I climbed out of the Lancaster YMCA pool and sat in the hot tub: In 2 hours and 8 minutes I swam 4,250 yards. In ten minutes in the hot tub, I just sat. The I grabbed some food, changed and rode 30 miles.
Since that Saturday, I have ridden almost 400 miles, run 30 miles and swam eight more miles training for an Ironman this August.
Training is the biggest difference between the Tough Mudder and the Ironman Triathlon.
My training for the Tough Mudder was running and keeping in shape for half marathons and the gyms workouts I was already doing for the Army Fitness Test. If you can pass the Army Fitness test and run a slow half marathon, you have the fitness necessary to do the Tough Mudder.
The real challenge of the Tough Mudder are its signature obstacles. You do not have to be in terrific shape to run and crawl through 10,000-volt wires, nor do you need endurance to swim 30 feet including passing under a wall in an ice-filled dumpster.
The Tough Mudder, true to its name, requires more toughness than fitness. I got shocked badly enough last summer that I will not do the Tough Mudder again.
On the other hand, the Ironman is all training and little danger, relative to the Tough Mudder.
But the training swallows all the free time in the triathletes life. Someone asked my kids what they do in the evenings. "Go to the gym," was my sons' answer in unison. In the gym I run and swim while they play basketball.
Now that the weather is better I will be on the bike training for my best event, the 112-mile bike. The bike alone will take longer than a Tough Mudder and I will have a 2.4-mile swim behind me and a marathon ahead.
Which is tougher? If ice, shocks and high platforms are your cup of tea, the Ironman is much, much tougher and requires much more training. But if facing real pain and danger are not part of your plan, the Tough Mudder obstacles may be worse than the training required for an Ironman.
If I successfully complete the Kentucky Ironman this year, it will be my first and last Ironman. In fact if I make the swim and the bike but drop out or pass out on the run, I will be happy. I want to go back to bicycle racing in my old age.
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 3
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 2
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Ironman Friendship
Monday, July 1, 2013
Finished Tough Mudder--Report Overdue
My apologies for being off line for so long. I ran the Pennsylvania Tough Mudder on Sunday June 2 in the last wave of starters. One of my bicycle riding buddies and a body builder, Lois Olney, joined me for the event. It took three and a half hours for us to run almost 11 miles and clear 23 obstacles.
I went into the race thinking the Ice Enema would be the toughest obstacle. For that one, you run up a ladder, jump into a 6-foot deep, 20-foot long dumpster full of water and ice, swim under and obstacle in the middle and climb out the other side.
FREEEEEEEEEEZING!!!!!
But that was not the worst. Two miles up the road we crawled under barbed wire with shock wires hanging from it. I got zapped in the head three times, saw flashes behind my eyes and got disoriented. I managed to shake it off and keep going, but the shocks were worse than the ice. In comparison to them, climbing walls, horizontal ladders and mud pits were a snap.
Lois and I rode to and from the event on single-speed mountain bikes.
We were WIPED out on the way home on the 50-mile car ride from where we parked.
About 10 miles into the drive, we saw an Arbys and both decided we needed meat. NOW!!!
When we stopped we looked at each other and sniffed. "Is that us?" The Tough Mudder was on a farm and we smelled like fertilizer. We both ordered food then went to our respective rest rooms for a quick change of clothes.
Six days later, Army summer camp began.
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 3
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 2
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Ironman Friendship
Sunday, October 21, 2012
Ironman August 2015
Two weeks ago my wife announced she was going to do the Ironman in Kentucky in 2015.
She swam on her college team, she ran a half marathon at the beginning of the month so she is good on two of three. I am not sure of the exact number, but we think she has ridden more than ten but less than 20 miles last year. So she will have to train a lot to look like the woman in the photo above.
BTW: An Ironman is a 2.4-mile open water swim, followed by a 112-mile bike, then a marathon.
Naturally, I would like to do the event with her. But she is way ahead of me. I ran a bunch of half marathons last year. I could ride 112 miles tomorrow, but I swim 50 meters in the pool and think I am going to die!
Yesterday, my wife started the day with a 6-mile hilly run. I rode 32 miles. In late afternoon we ran 5k together.
Today, she rode 5 miles with my son Nigel. She said she could feel it in her legs. I swam 100 yards and was tired all over. She is 4% of the way to 112 miles. I am 2% of the way to a 4224-yard swim.
She is getting a new bike. I am getting a swim coach.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Tough Mudder Pictures
the event photographer posted some pictures form the event on line. They found several mud-covered shots of me. I am looking through their "Lost and Found" section before I order the high-res pictures. In the meantime, they are here.
I have photos from the event I took after it was over. It would be a fun event to shoot with all the costumes and mud. I was so tired after it was over, I hung around for a while, but decided to go home so I would not be sleeping on the side of the road.
Kendra Boccelli, my niece, handled publicity for the event. I heard about the event through her and my sister.
One of the event organizers with his Dad. The founders of Tough Mudder are two Brits who like extreme sports.
One of the costumed competitors. Three guys wore blue body paint and yelled Avatar down some of the hills.
The Amish guy had a British accent.
Sophie Pollit-Cohen, who sent email and text updates to competitors about everything from start times to parking.
The water slide--we went down the hill in pairs. The guy who went down the hill with me ended up on top of me in the pond.
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 3
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 2
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Ironman Friendship
I have photos from the event I took after it was over. It would be a fun event to shoot with all the costumes and mud. I was so tired after it was over, I hung around for a while, but decided to go home so I would not be sleeping on the side of the road.
Kendra Boccelli, my niece, handled publicity for the event. I heard about the event through her and my sister.
One of the event organizers with his Dad. The founders of Tough Mudder are two Brits who like extreme sports.
One of the costumed competitors. Three guys wore blue body paint and yelled Avatar down some of the hills.
The Amish guy had a British accent.
Sophie Pollit-Cohen, who sent email and text updates to competitors about everything from start times to parking.
The water slide--we went down the hill in pairs. The guy who went down the hill with me ended up on top of me in the pond.
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 3
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 2
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Ironman Friendship
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Tough Mudder---I Finished!!!
The most important news about Tough Mudder is that I finished. It was a grueling event and laid out in a way that made it especially difficult for me in the last mile.
At the beginning, we recited the following pledge. UNLIKE any other event I have ever run, ridden etc, people really did help and encourage each other all along the course. This event really was like being in Army training and not a civilian event, because the others mud-spattered competitors really were helping. They helped me through three obstacles near the end when I was worn out.
As a Tough Mudder I pledge that…
* I understand that Tough Mudder is not a race but a challenge.
* I put teamwork and camaraderie before my course time.
* I do not whine – kids whine.
* I help my fellow Mudders complete the course.
* I overcome all fears.
The race started half-way up one of the steep slopes so we began with a "Braveheart Charge" downhill. We turned and ran, then walked (most of us anyway) up the longest climb of the course. More than half-way up, was a snow, slush pit that we crawled and walked across, then continued up the climb.
On the way down the other side we crawled under a long net sliding in the muddy grass on hands and knees. We continued down to a pile of firewood. There we each grabbed a small log and went up then down a 200-yard climb. We went from there to the steepest climb which was actually OK for me. It was bike riding muscles on the hills. Down the other side we ran through hip deep mud, crawled through smooth sewer pipes, then went down a long hill to a low crawl under wire through the mud. After that we ran through the woods for a couple of miles. When we emerged from the woods, I was in trouble.
First, I had linked up with a group that called themselves the Pandas. Panda 6 said their leader dropped out. I told him he was the leader. In the Army 6 is the number the commander uses. So our commander in Iraq was Diablo 6. Panda 6 was happy--"the Army guy said I am in charge." I ran with the Pandas to the water obstacle. I dragged myself across a really cold pond hand over hand on a sagging rope. Panda 6 thought this would be better than going over on a two-rope bridge. Maybe I spoke too soon. All the energy went out of me in that cold water.
The next obstacle was under barrels in another pond. I was colder. It was in the high 80s. I was cold.
Next we jumped off a pier and swam around a buoy and back to shore. To the trained swimmers in the water, I looked like a practice dummy. One swam up to me and asked if I was OK. I said No. His partner on the pier threw me a line and towed me in like a boat with no engine.
Out of the water, I jogged to the 12-foot wall climb. I had to climb two 12-foot walls. Other Mudders helped me over both. From there we went down a 100-foot water slide into a pond. I flipped into the pond butt first and landed on a rock with another guy's legs landing on my head. He helped me up and I swam for shore.
After that the run between the burning hay bales was positively refreshing. I took a few pictures at the end, but I was so tired, I ate everything in sight then drove home.
I was SOOOOoooo happy to finish. It really was a happy 57th birthday.
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 3
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 2
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Ironman Friendship
At the beginning, we recited the following pledge. UNLIKE any other event I have ever run, ridden etc, people really did help and encourage each other all along the course. This event really was like being in Army training and not a civilian event, because the others mud-spattered competitors really were helping. They helped me through three obstacles near the end when I was worn out.
As a Tough Mudder I pledge that…
* I understand that Tough Mudder is not a race but a challenge.
* I put teamwork and camaraderie before my course time.
* I do not whine – kids whine.
* I help my fellow Mudders complete the course.
* I overcome all fears.
The race started half-way up one of the steep slopes so we began with a "Braveheart Charge" downhill. We turned and ran, then walked (most of us anyway) up the longest climb of the course. More than half-way up, was a snow, slush pit that we crawled and walked across, then continued up the climb.
On the way down the other side we crawled under a long net sliding in the muddy grass on hands and knees. We continued down to a pile of firewood. There we each grabbed a small log and went up then down a 200-yard climb. We went from there to the steepest climb which was actually OK for me. It was bike riding muscles on the hills. Down the other side we ran through hip deep mud, crawled through smooth sewer pipes, then went down a long hill to a low crawl under wire through the mud. After that we ran through the woods for a couple of miles. When we emerged from the woods, I was in trouble.
First, I had linked up with a group that called themselves the Pandas. Panda 6 said their leader dropped out. I told him he was the leader. In the Army 6 is the number the commander uses. So our commander in Iraq was Diablo 6. Panda 6 was happy--"the Army guy said I am in charge." I ran with the Pandas to the water obstacle. I dragged myself across a really cold pond hand over hand on a sagging rope. Panda 6 thought this would be better than going over on a two-rope bridge. Maybe I spoke too soon. All the energy went out of me in that cold water.
The next obstacle was under barrels in another pond. I was colder. It was in the high 80s. I was cold.
Next we jumped off a pier and swam around a buoy and back to shore. To the trained swimmers in the water, I looked like a practice dummy. One swam up to me and asked if I was OK. I said No. His partner on the pier threw me a line and towed me in like a boat with no engine.
Out of the water, I jogged to the 12-foot wall climb. I had to climb two 12-foot walls. Other Mudders helped me over both. From there we went down a 100-foot water slide into a pond. I flipped into the pond butt first and landed on a rock with another guy's legs landing on my head. He helped me up and I swam for shore.
After that the run between the burning hay bales was positively refreshing. I took a few pictures at the end, but I was so tired, I ate everything in sight then drove home.
I was SOOOOoooo happy to finish. It really was a happy 57th birthday.
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 3
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 2
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Ironman Friendship
Friday, April 30, 2010
Weighty Comments
Today on the training ride one of my friends rode behind me on one of the climbs toward Highville and asked "So how much weight do you think you've gained since you got back?" I said about 10 pounds. It was more like five, but my weight can vary by five pounds in a weekend depending on how much I eat and if I dehydrate myself.
Competitive men in spandex are a rough crowd in matters of weight. In the Army, weight is a little less obvious in the ACU uniform because the shirt is not tucked into the pants. In fact, the Army refers to it as a jacket, even though we wear just a t-shirt underneath it.
I am sure to gain more weight next week. I in a bike race on May 1 and the Tough Mudder on May 2. Both events will exhaust me. I will eat a lot and my weight won't go back to 190 for a week--let alone 182-186 where it stayed in Iraq. Every pound makes a difference on a bike going up a hill!
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 3
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 2
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Ironman Friendship
Competitive men in spandex are a rough crowd in matters of weight. In the Army, weight is a little less obvious in the ACU uniform because the shirt is not tucked into the pants. In fact, the Army refers to it as a jacket, even though we wear just a t-shirt underneath it.
I am sure to gain more weight next week. I in a bike race on May 1 and the Tough Mudder on May 2. Both events will exhaust me. I will eat a lot and my weight won't go back to 190 for a week--let alone 182-186 where it stayed in Iraq. Every pound makes a difference on a bike going up a hill!
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 3
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman, Part 2
Tough Mudder vs. Ironman is Here
Second Tough Mudder Report
First Tough Mudder Finish
First Tough Mudder Photos
First Tough Mudder Entry
Ironman Plans
Ironman Training
Ironman Bucket List
Ironman Idea
Ironman Danger
Ironman Friendship
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