My Home Town, Boston
My father was a truck driver and a warehouse worker. Born before World War I, he liked to say he began as a Teamster shoveling shit when Beantown still used horse-drawn wagons. The cobblestone roads only slowly gave way to pavement, so by the time I was a kid in the late 50s and early 60s many key road junctions were still paved for horses.
My Dad worked at a grocery warehouse next to the former Hood Milk plant in what is now Bunker Hill Community College in Charlestown. To drive a truck north from the warehouse meant driving around the cobblestone rotary at Sullivan Square. To go south meant passing through cobbled City Square rotary then turning a tractor-trailer into an alley that was the only access to the bridge to the Southeast Expressway.
One Friday in the summer of 1961, my Dad had to take a refrigerated load south to Taunton. His company had just upgraded from 32-foot to 40-foot refrigerated trailers. I had gone to work with my Dad, so when he got the assignment, I got to ride in the cab. Ahhh, the days before liability lawyers decided everything.
We rumbled around the cobblestone rotary at 5 mph. When Dad turned into the alley, he misjudged the new trailer. It was his first time pulling a 40-footer. He clipped the rear fender of a new Chevy Belair parked illegally right on the corner and pushed the shiny, blue sedan into an iron street lamp pole. The car was crunched at both ends.
My Dad got down from the cab. A thousand horns honked at the brightly painted tractor trailer blocking the alley. As my Dad wrote his information on a piece of paper, an enormous, red-faced Boston Cop strode through the stalled traffic yelling at my Dad to get moving.
My Dad started to protest that the car was illegally parked. I hung out the window wondering if my Dad would be arrested. The Big Cop grabbed the paper and tore it up. "Get moving. Get out of here," he yelled. "That drunk son-of-a-bitch parks there every Friday and fucks everything up. Fuck him. Get going."
My Dad thanked him, swung into the cab and with one more move, rumbled down the alley toward Taunton.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to funnel the major route from the north side of Boston through a cobblestone rotary and an alley is just one of the idiots who made driving in Boston such an adventure when I was a kid.
I have no doubt Boston traffic is currently the worst in the world. I wonder who else ever held the title.
