Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Presumed to be a Sh*tbag!




Today is the first of 90 days on active duty with the Army. I am at Fort Meade in Maryland attending the defense information school. This morning my wife saw me looking anxious as I got ready to leave and asked what was bothering me. I thought for a minute and then told her that I was thinking about going to a new unit and having active duty soldiers presume I was a shitbag. 

The Army and all military services are very competitive. Everyone is sizing everyone else up based upon their appearance or how they speak or how they carry themselves. So I know that when active duty soldiers see someone who is my age and my rank they assume I am some kind of hold over National Guard failure. At my age I should be a general or a Sgt. Major or a warrant officer five.  They don't assume I started over after a quarter-century break in service. 

When I reported to school today they sent me to the billeting office to get quarters. I walked in the company responsible for quarters and told them I was reporting for school. There were four young soldiers at two desks in that room. One of them got up to ask the Sgt. in charge where I should be assigned a room. The soldier who was walking turned and asked one of the soldiers who is sitting down which group I should be in.

One of the soldiers who is sitting down said with an obvious sneer “He’s a reclass, look at him.”

The soldiers who attend Army schools are either straight from basic training or they are being reclassified. I am obviously not straight from basic training.

At 5 AM tomorrow morning I will start to undo one assumption that young active duty soldiers make about old National Guard sergeants. Students have physical training every morning at 5 AM. They will expect me to have a profile or waiver and not participate. 

When I reenlisted six years ago I knew this would happen. At the time I didn't think I'd still be here past age 60. Tomorrow I will process into the school and do what ever other paperwork and medical tests they require.


And tomorrow night I will let you know how things go with fitness training. It should be fun.

5 comments:

  1. Show them you've still got the right stuff!

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  2. Don't worry, it won't take them very long to realize you're really a 30 year old disguised in a 60 year exterior!!

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  3. Don't worry, it won't take them very long to realize you're really a 30 year old disguised in a 60 year exterior!!

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  4. It's Saturday. My abs still hurt when I cough or sneeze. My shoulders ache. I am a nutty 60 year old in a 60-year-old body.

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  5. Rozy, I am trying to make it appear I have the right stuff, but it is going to be a long 90 days getting up at 0400 and pretending I am a 20 year old. Thanks for the encouragement.

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